10 Weirdest Inventions that really Exist
you're in the middle of an
important
business meeting but uh oh you just
let
one fly passing gas in public is
pretty
embarrassing but don't worry if
it's
silent it won't be deadly because
you're
wearing shreddies these carbon filtered
underwear will block any noxious
odors
emitting from your bumbum based on
chemical warfare suit technology
shreddies are like odor eaters for
your
pants go ahead
rip one out and have your partner
take a
whiff they won't smell a thing ice
cream
cones are messy impractical and
just too
much work to try to lick all the
way
around introducing the motorized
ice
cream cone take your laziness to
entirely new levels with the push
of a
button you'll be spinning scoops of
Neapolitan in no time just open
your
mouth and let the specially
motorized
cone do all the work
ice cream never tasted so good you
and
your newborn are dressed pressed
and
ready for the day but you don't
want her
to go outside with those thin
strands
her lack of hair is offensive and
needs
to be remedied right away improve
your
baby's image with baby bags
unsightly
bare foreheads are a thing of the
past
this patented accessory allows baby
girls the opportunity to have a
beautifully realistic hairstyle in
a
snap this hairband will instantly
improve your baby's self-esteem
throw on
a pair of baby bangs and cover up
that
infant pattern baldness for most
ladies
sitting on public porcelain can be
pretty disgusting toilet covers and
hovering can only do so much
standing up
while peeing is a much more
sanitary
solution well women can do just
that
with the pee buddy this use and
throw
product is a waterproof paper
funnel
that could be kept in bags at all
times
the pee buddy can be used in
toilets
without causing any spills or leaks
the
company calls them portable urine
directors just hold the pee buddy
over
your business and you're in
business
what do you do if you want to get
the
ultimate catnap but you're at work
or in
a library you want to avoid all
human
contact as any outside distractions
will
interrupt your sleep
try the ostrich pillow this soft
yet
supportive pillow will allow you
the
opportunity to catch some Z's
wherever
you please plunge your head
inside of this cozy cushion the
front
has an opening for your mouth so
that
you can breathe and the top has two
holes for your hands allowing you
to
sleep in any position of your choice
put
on the ostrich pillow and you will
sleep
inside a cocoon of comfort oh man
you
forgot to bring your phone into the
bathroom with you what are you
going to
do read the back of a shampoo
bottle for
entertainment
no because you can pass the time
and
practice your putting skills with
the
potty putter
now you can tee off on the toilet
the
potty putter comes with its own
putting
green made from the same material
found
in miniature golf courses practice
your
putting skills every day and become
a
better golfer with this amazing
bathroom
accessory now you can scream far
while
doing your number two nothing's
better
than the feeling of green grass
between
your toes but sometimes getting
back to
nature can be a little inconvenient
good
thing you're wearing your grass
flip-flops these sandals are
durable
flip-flops with built in high
quality
synthetic fresh-cut grass now you
can
have prickly soft grass blades
tickling
your toes wherever you go and over
time
they will conform to the shape of
your
feet it's also a great way to show
off
your expressive and unique style
among
your friends or curious onlookers
and
the best part no watering or mowing
required ladies are you tired of
guys
always gawking at you every time
you
wear a skirt wish there was a way
to
deter those deviants slip into
these
anti pervert stockings they
simulate the
look and feel of very unkempt and
highly
unattractive hairy legs
it's the latest must-have accessory
for
your handbag this wooly women's
wear is
all the rage in China have no fear
while
going up escalators or stairs
because no
man will dare snap a photo of those
furry leggings these stockings are
the
best way to deflect unwanted
attention
from miscreant members of the
opposite
sex for some people work can be
very
stressful you want to find a way to
take
the edge off but alcohol isn't
allowed
at work sneak your favorite fluids
into
your cubicle with the tie flask the
discreet watertight reservoir fits
snugly into your neck where and can
be
filled with your beverage of choice
just
pop the small end of the tie into
your
mouth and suck until you're
satisfied
whether you're a wino on the go or
an
alcoholic
Minna straighter sneak your drink
into
that boring PowerPoint presentation
and
get a little tipsy ah yes the
classic
pastime of cookies and milk no one
can
resist submerging those
cream-filled
chocolate cookies into a tall cold
glass
of milk
but sometimes the opening of the
glass
is too skinny for your hands plus
you
don't want to get your fingers all
cruddy go to the kitchen cabinet
and
grab your Dipper it's a spoon like
utensil that holds your sandwich
cookie
while you dip it inside that
refreshing
moo moo juice it cradles the cookie
by
the cream and prevents crumbling
when
dunked why try to use those filthy
fingers when the dipper is quicker
Wow
what will they think of next